Nailed It

The Music: Beat-crazy energy.
Sections: Equestrian, BEdouin, Never Mind the Bullocks and Disco
Songs: 22
Rippled 47 year old bod: Oh yeah
Set: Giant disco ball that peels open like a lotus. Saddle bobbing on a pole. Trapdoors. Flashing catwalk onto a lighted dance floor on a thrust stage. Cutting edge videos. Geometric cross for crucifixion (but set to "Live to Tell"?)
Couture: Jean-Paul Gaultier. Bondage. Glampunk black. Roller girl.
Hot seller: $30 photo-backed programs
Crowd: Boomers. Teens. Gays. Hispanics. Also gay hispanic boomers acting like teens. Oh no.